Instead of doing my homework this afternoon, I made applesauce. And It is damn good. So there! Take that snobby professors! (I'm a DOCTOR cus I went to school for 50 years, so college kids can ADORE me while I destroy their youth, just as my professors did to me back in 1857! mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!)
So yeah. I am gonna drop out of school and become Martha Stewart when I grow up. Because she knows that making applesauce is waaay more important than writing haikus. In Italian.
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